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Weird Captions & Quotes For Instagram

In the quirky world of Instagram, standing out can mean embracing your weird and wonderful side. Why not pair your unique photos with captions and quotes that reflect your eclectic personality? Here are some fun, offbeat options to get you started.


  1. Just because you’re unique doesn’t mean you’re useful.
  2. Keep calm and stay weird.
  3. Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
  4. Normal is overrated.
  5. Weird is just a side effect of awesome.
  6. Lost in the sauce.
  7. Dancing to the beat of my own drum.
  8. I’m a limited edition!
  9. Perfectly imperfect.
  10. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
  11. Taking the road less traveled.
  12. Born to be wild.
  13. Life is too short to be normal.
  14. Forever a rainbow in the clouds.
  15. Weird vibes only.
  16. It’s a weird world, let’s keep it that way.
  17. I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
  18. Quirky and proud.
  19. Just another day in the weirdness.
  20. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
  21. Oddly obsessed with randomness.
  22. Weirdness is the new cool.
  23. A little bit of crazy keeps life exciting.
  24. Chasing dreams and whims.
  25. Going where the WiFi is weak and the vibes are weird.
  26. Weird in the best way possible.
  27. Wonderful, but strange.
  28. Being weird is my kind of normal.
  29. Unapologetically peculiar.
  30. Just another awkward masterpiece.
  31. Embracing my inner oddball.
  32. Oddly enough, I’m totally fine with being weird.
  33. I’m just a whole lot of weird in a world full of ordinary.
  34. Quirkiness is my charm.
  35. Stay weird, stay wonderful.


  1. “You have to be odd to be number one.” – Dr. Seuss
  2. “Being different isn’t a bad thing. It means you’re brave enough to be yourself.” – Unknown
  3. “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” – Dr. Seuss
  4. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe
  5. “Blessed are the weird people: the poets and misfits, the artists, the writers and music makers, the dreamers and the outsiders for they force us to see the world differently.” – Jacob Nordby
  6. “Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Morticia Addams
  7. “The things that make me different are the things that make me.” – Winnie The Pooh
  8. “In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” – Coco Chanel
  9. “Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.” – Unknown
  10. “Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Ian Wallace
  11. “Don’t be afraid to be unique.” – Unknown
  12. “You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same.” – Unknown
  13. “The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed.” – Ernest Hemingway
  14. “Insist on yourself; never imitate.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  15. “Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.” – Dick Francis
  16. “Be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios.” – Unknown
  17. “People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” – Dan Quayle
  18. “The person who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The person who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been before.” – Albert Einstein
  19. “You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.” – Unknown
  20. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” – Roald Dahl
  21. “Being called weird is like being called a limited edition. It means you’re something people don’t see that often.” – Ashley Purdy
  22. “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try.” – Dr. Seuss
  23. “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.” – Frank Zappa
  24. “Life’s too mysterious to take too serious.” – Mary Engelbreit
  25. “Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.” – Bette Midler
  26. “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  27. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
  28. “Weird is a side-effect of awesome.” – Unknown
  29. “There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion.” – Edgar Allan Poe
  30. “You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” – Lewis Carroll
  31. “Are you really sure that a floor can’t also be a ceiling?” – M. C. Escher
  32. “Do one thing every day that scares you.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
  33. “To be great is to be misunderstood.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  34. “Stay true to yourself. An original is worth more than a copy.” – Suzy Kassem
  35. “Weird is a side effect of awesome.” – Unknown

Embrace the eccentric, the peculiar, and the downright odd! Whether you’re sharing a wacky moment or showcasing your unique style, these captions and quotes can help you express your wonderfully weird self on Instagram. Stay weird, stay you.